Penis Size and Sex Toys
In a size obsessed world, thinner is better in all but one area—-yes, I'm talking about the most unmentionable of all unmentionable "curses": the small penis. Small penis jokes rival blonde jokes, small penis support groups abound, Viagra is a national best seller and you're lucky if you can surf the internet without receiving "increase your penis size by 4 inches now" SPAM. If the bigger dick is better, than why is the little penis getting all of the publicity?
My current obsession with the small penis craze/curse started not so long ago during a rehashing of a girlfriend's rather eventful evening. The man in question was everything any woman on the NYC Craig's List classifieds could ask for—-intelligent, motivated, financially stable, a dead ringer for Johnny Depp, gorgeous body, and a stunning conversationalist... she was caught hook, line and sinker. After a few glasses of French wine, one thing led to another and the next morning she was left wondering how a minor part of one's anatomy could change everything.
Sex is an important part of any relationship, but why do some men and women automatically assume that the small penis is to blame when the sex isn't quite so hot? Somehow investing in a better sex or Kama Sutra handbook and/or a few sex toys is just not as appealing as exchanging a bevy of Small Penis Jokes (you have to admit, some are hilarious) and psyching oneself up to find the "ideal" man with the "ideal" penis for "ideal" sex over a round of drinks with close friends. A note to both men and women, "ideals" are just that—-ideas that seldom materialize into reality and more often than not, "small" is actually the medically proven average. But one thing is for sure: sex takes some work and if it ain't working it may be time to go shopping.
Some men in the city are already catching on to the idea. In the Chelsea Barnes and Noble bookstore I saw a few (size-unknown) men peeking into the adult books section. Walking back from lunch a few weeks ago I overheard two men, sandwiches in hand, discussing the virtues of the penis pump sex toy. The other day I counseled a man who was looking for a quick remedy for his small penis—-penis pump sex toys, masturbator sex toys, small penis creams, small penis pills, small penis masturbation exercises, penile enlargement surgery, small penis patches—you name it, he was asking about it.
My advice: stay away from the small penis pills (and only buy Viagra manufactured by Pfizer for ED), ditch the surgery, use a penis pump sextoy with plenty of lubricant for masturbation, do your Kegels and talk to your partner to find out what is and is not working for him or her. Most of the time it is not the size of the penis but the rest of the package that, so to speak, seals the deal. Foreplay, oral sex, touching, kissing: it is worth discovering what works for you and your partner's sake. And apparently, in a city with a booming sex trade (rubber toys and otherwise), sex toys, especially vibrators and dildo harnesses, are a wonderfully viable way of spicing up one's love life. Last but not least, if a "small penis" is getting in the way of you enjoying your life, try therapy. The wrong head may just be shouldering the blame.