Sex Jackpot
Sex is bliss, especially when the sex is better than good and if you can have it wherever, whenever, and with the whomever you pick. In other words you've hit the sex jackpot (add champagne and strawberries to mine please!). You become the envy of your friends, people wonder where that healthy glow comes from when you're supposedly exhausted and your gym-buddies are asking you how you magically lost those last five pounds. It is no secret, when the sex is great, life tastes twice as sweet. Yet, I can't help but ask whether once you've nailed the sex jackpot you continue to strike it rich, or if lady luck abandons you sooner than later.
Chances of nailing the sex jackpot are at slightly better odds than winning the Powerball lottery, but the odds of keeping the winnings seem to be higher with the latter rather than with the former—especially in New York City. When a girl friend rang to say that she'd hit the sex toy and sex jackpot, you can be sure that I was all ears. After the demise of her generic rabbit vibrator sex toy, my friend upgraded to an authentic I Vibe Rabbit vibrator sex toy. We didn't hear from her for two weeks, but the local deli reported a trip or two for batteries, so we knew she was alive. You can imagine my surprise when she called to say that she'd not only found the sex toy jackpot but also the almost mythical sex jackpot.
After a month of missed lunches and phone calls, we got together to discuss not only the virtues of her new sex toy but also of her new sex partner—-supposed owner of the perfect penis and matching talent. No surprise in the sex toy department, the I Vibe Rabbit vibrator sex toy received perfect 10's all around, however, the startling upset was that the human sex god's rating had plummeted to an 'almost satisfactory' from a spectacular in less than a week. Ouch. So what makes a girl stop tossing her chips into sex lottery roulette and into sex toy bingo?
Engines, and roulette wheels for that matter, break down if the time isn't taken to thoroughly grease the cogs and wheels—-you can ask any mechanic, a light spritz of WD-40 won't get you very far, and the same applies to a woman. Technique, stamina, and an adventurous imagination won't win you any points without the help of a good water-soluble lubricant. As I told my friend, lubricant adds delightful slipperiness to any type of genital stimulation and reduces friction that can be rough on sensitive genital tissue. Water-soluble lubricants are the best bet as these lubricants go everywhere, are safe to use with condoms, diaphragms and other latex barriers, and rinse away easily with plain water. A word to the wise: use only water-or silicone-based lubricants with condoms, diaphragms and other latex barriers as oils destroy latex and are harder to wash out of the body. Not only do lubricants make sex toys or masturbation feel more real, but lubricants also reduce friction making sex toys and hand-to-genital contact less chaffing.
Last I heard, after a certain purchase, my friend was striking gold once again with the sex jackpot.